tyler posey shooting his fiance with a nerf gun (hella naked)
10/10 would ride it into battle.
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
do you ever get anxiety when thinking about how you’re not really living your life that you just go to school and eat and sleep and do homework and then after that you’re gonna get a job and you’ll work the rest of your life maybe marry and have kids and then you die and you haven’t even lived at all i can’t breathe
I’m so glad someone feels the same way
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.